It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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