Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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