Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
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it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
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