Yo dont text me then not text me
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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