: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Panties = found
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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