Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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