She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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