Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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