You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
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This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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