so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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