I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
When are your genitals available?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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