sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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