so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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