hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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