SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
How external is "for external use only"?
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Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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