the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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