i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
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My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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