I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
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He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
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I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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