Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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