You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
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There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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