But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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