But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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