Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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