i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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