a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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