i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He shit in the fireplace
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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