he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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