I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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