: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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