5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
i need some magic done to my vagina
My vagina is very pro this idea
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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