Say something about gay babies.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
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Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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