You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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