Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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