She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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