It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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