Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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