We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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