There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
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theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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