You really coming over, don't trick.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
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I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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