And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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