You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
