I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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