So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Every concussion has its silver lining
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
