We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
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I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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