So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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