Just mADE A PArabola og urine
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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