It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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