I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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