Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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