So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
My vagina just clenched in fear
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
