Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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