Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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